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Four reasons to start a conversation.

What Loud Minds Say

Proof We’re Not Just Yelling Into the Void

Finally a shirt that speaks

my mind without yelling.

New Orleans, LA

I’m a kindergarten teacher and even I got away with wearing this. Barely.

Boston, MA

It was supposed to be a gift.

I kept it. Sorry, not sorry.

Denver, CO


As a copywriter, I respect good

statements. This shirt makes one.

Brooklyn, NY

Didn’t expect to find my new favorite shirt

in a political meme store. Yet here we are.

Minneapolis, MN



Bought it to annoy my boyfriend.

He ended up asking where I got it.

Los Angeles, CA



My teen daughter said I look

‘ironically cool’ in it. I’ll take the win.

Portland, OR


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