Our Mission
We fight back with punchlines, not press releases.
We turn outrage into outfits — and puppets into protest. If you’re laughing, you’re already in.
How you join our mission?
Own it
Threads for the fed-up. Every sale keeps our protest crew moving — fur, fists, and felt.
Write it!
Write the joke. We’ll make someone say it — forceful, furry, and fearless.
Fuel it!
No merch, no joke — just pure fuel. Help us stay loud and weird.
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About us
This started as therapy. Now it’s a resistance broadcast in felt and fiber.
We produce and direct because we can’t shut up — not while truth’s being throttled.
Grab a sign, throw a joke — you’re already one of us.
This is what happens when Sesame Street radicalizes.
@civicclown420
Why does Carson look like he files FOIA requests for fun?
@edward.snowplow
FunkyLeaks is slowly becoming my emotional support web show.
@leakystan666
Finally, political content that doesn’t make me want to throw my phone.
@mutedthemedia
Imagine explaining this to your algorithm: Talking Muppets. Radicalized. In D.C.
@defundthescript
They said ‘power to the puppets’ and meant it.
@ctrl_alt_resist